dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: I Like Cake More Than I Like You So you blew me off (again) for our date on Sunday. No, no, it’s okay. I mean, I understand, you needed to sleep until 11 p.m. that night, and obviously setting an alarm clock is something that you can’t do. I mean after all, it’s not like you manage to do that when you need to go to work or anything… and the fact that I spent $50.00 to buy the ingredients to make a delicious shrimp pasta from scratch? No biggie. Because shrimp keeps forever! And making pasta from scratch isn’t a pain in the ass or anything. And that delicious cake I bought from a bakery to share with you while we enjoyed each other’s company? Well, that is gone. I may like you (or did like you) but I like cake more, and I am not one to waste a freshly made tiramisu. And neither are my friends. So while you were busy blowing me off and not returning my calls, I called my friends and we ate the aforementioned pasta and cake. Your name might have come up occasionally, usually in conjunction with “douchebag”. So enjoy your well-rested, cake free life. Oh, and did I mention that it will be free of me as well? A Guest Dealbreaker written by Giovanna. I like cake a lot, but once cake > you, it’s over.

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: I Like Cake More Than I Like You

So you blew me off (again) for our date on Sunday. No, no, it’s okay. I mean, I understand, you needed to sleep until 11 p.m. that night, and obviously setting an alarm clock is something that you can’t do. I mean after all, it’s not like you manage to do that when you need to go to work or anything… and the fact that I spent $50.00 to buy the ingredients to make a delicious shrimp pasta from scratch? No biggie. Because shrimp keeps forever! And making pasta from scratch isn’t a pain in the ass or anything. And that delicious cake I bought from a bakery to share with you while we enjoyed each other’s company? Well, that is gone. I may like you (or did like you) but I like cake more, and I am not one to waste a freshly made tiramisu. And neither are my friends. So while you were busy blowing me off and not returning my calls, I called my friends and we ate the aforementioned pasta and cake. Your name might have come up occasionally, usually in conjunction with “douchebag”. So enjoy your well-rested, cake free life. Oh, and did I mention that it will be free of me as well?

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Giovanna.

I like cake a lot, but once cake > you, it’s over.